At the risk of posting an excessive number of breastpump-related entries…number one on the top ten signs that you need a good night’s sleep:
- Sitting at your desk for 3 minutes 47 seconds wearing your hands free setup while plugging away at a contract before finally realizing that YOU FORGOT TO ATTACH THE BOTTLES.
That’s right ladies and gentlemen – I’ve been pumping freely into my lap for almost 5 minutes. For reasons I hope you’ll understand, I’ll be skipping the accompanying photo for this post.
Work has sent me into a state of total delirium – and apparently my lunch of champions (a Keurig double espresso with sugar-free Swiss Miss, Coffeemate and Splenda) didn’t have the “jarred to consciousness” effect I was hoping for. Clearly, I need to switch to the sugar-full hot chocolate until my work situation improves.
That is all.