Let me tell you – sitting here with Baby LLW waiting for the scrambled egg all over the floor[FN1] to dry up enough for me to vacuum it while watching this demon woman on TV tell me how she struggled for years trying to keep her kids’ meals “refrigerator fresh” is doing great things for my self esteem. Just great.
FN1: He ate an egg!! He ate an eeeeegg[FN2]!!!!
FN2: Does it bother anyone else that that reads “EAG”?